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A Very Funny Story

A man finally went to the doctor after weeks of symptoms. The doctor examined him carefully, then called the patient's wife into his office.

"Your husband is suffering from a very rare form of anemia. Without treatment, he'll be dead in a few weeks. The good news is it can be treated with proper nutrition.

You will need to get up early every morning and fix your husband a hot breakfast -- pancakes, bacon, and eggs. He'll need a big, home-cooked lunch everyday and then an old fashion, meat and potatoes dinner in the evening. It would also be helpful if you could bake frequently -- cakes, pies, homemade bread -- these are the things that will allow your husband to live symptom free.

One more thing. His immune system is weak so it's important that you home be kept spotless at all times. Any questions?"

The wife had none

"Do you want to break the news, or shall I do it?" asked the Doctor.

"I will," the wife replied.

She walked into the examination room. The husband, sensing the seriousness of his illness, asked her, "It's bad, isn't it?" She nodded, tears welling up in her eyes. Tell me, what it is?" he asked her.

With a sob, the wife blurted out, "The doctor says you're gonna die!"

Update: On the toilet roll survey. We had 12 vote for A, 17 voted for B and one voted for sideways.

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