I Found A Nut
I found a nut! It isn't what you think. We all find stuff that we think is important and usually it isn't as important to someone else. To us it is like the squirrel finding a nut. They are excited and they are proud but nobody else cares.
If I told you about the nut I found you probably wouldn't care either so why should I tell you about it? I don't know who you are and what you are doing here. Well, I take that back I know who some of you are but for the most part I don't know who you are. Some of you want to stay faceless and keep me guessing. Well, I have a real nut but if you want it you have to email me to get it.
Well, I guess that is all for today. I am looking forward to my nut.